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exploits of three kids in the city.

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[Dec. 14th, 2006|12:40 am]
exploits of three kids in the city.
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Let me tell you about The Virgin.  Yeah, what was I thinking, right?  He had a cock the size of a coke can, and it hurt, mostly because he didn't know what the fuck he was doing and I wasn't into it enough to show him otherwise.  It lasted about 4 minutes, me lying there all dumbstruck, and then he came and drooled on my face.  Not a little bit of spit; full on DROOL.  I was so pissed.  I used his shirt to wipe it off, and I don't think he even noticed.  He calls me sometimes now, even though he has a girlfriend, trying to get me to repeat the experience, but I like to keep my face relatively clean.  At least when it comes to someone with shit breath and saliva issues.
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